Your wish is my command.

for anna, who is braving the wilds of the u.k., and asked for a story.

once upon a time (because all good stories start that way) there was a princess named anna. she was smart and beautiful and funny, but just not enough to be a mary sue, because we hate mary sues. she grew up under the blight of a dangerous curse. (cha, there's always a curse) when she was a child, her parents had been told that she would be swept away by an evil wizard who would make her his bride. forcefully, of course, because being a bride in itself isn't a curse, unless you're anti-relationships. so this princess spent her life looking over her shoulder, panicking every time a man came near her, until one day a v. good looking boy-type came to her castle. and she was all 'hey boy' and he was all 'hey girl' and they eye-flirted. but she stayed far away because he was a boy-type and she didn't like them. because her mommy and daddy had told her that they would eat her. (which, oddly enough, they would, just not quite like she thought - more of a sucking face kinda thing, less of a cannibal thing.) princess anna learned that the cute boy-type had a name, which was news to her because the only boy she knew what her dad, and she called him daddy, not mark like her mom did. the boy was called (insert desired name, we'll use...) brian, and brian was cute. again, it's a bit repetitive, but we'll get there. brian liked princess anna a lot, and she liked him too (although one could argue that since she had no prior exposure to cute boy-types, she didn't know what she felt) and they spent more time eye-flirting then she spent embroidering (which is what princesses do) which was bad, because she didn't finish her tapestry in time for the big birthday ball for her mom. when her mom and dad figured out why she hadn't finished le tapestry of doom, (which would have been blessed with magic powers of protection if she had finished it, but she didn't so it wasn't) they got mad at her. she was grounded, but because she was a princess she was grounded to her floor of the castle, which the boy-type named brian managed to infiltrate. after their dangerous rendez-vous (no sex though, bcuase we are a pg happy group- fun safe wholesome) they eloped. ten days later, anna realized she had married a wizard named brian, who could have been called evil, but she thought "what the heck, evil is underrated anyways. it's kinda hot to have a bad boy." they lived happily ever after, reproduced like rabbits, and managed to conquer the world and rule it quite happily as king and queen all mighty most excellent and pretties.

ah, capitals are over-rated some days, eh?