Purging...
One litre. Eight spoons. One minute and 25 seconds. Mmmmmmmmm.
Then in English, 1.89 litres. 6 people. End of class: mission accomplished.
Not to mention the oodles (isn't that a great word?) of strawberries, brownies, and cookies present. But, seeing as we were celebrating a momentous occasion, this can be understood. After all, it's not every day that you are basking in the aftermath of an AP exam, content in the knowledge that it is over and that there is not a hot chance in the world you are voluntarily doing anything like that again, until next year.
But the first ice cream purge? Definately random and spur of the moment.
And I have noticed that a certain guy seems to crop up everywhere. It's not that I hate him, I just don't like him. On the other hand, it is greatly entertaining to wonder about his sexuality.
That was mean. I apologize. However, I am not going back and deleting it. That makes me wonder about my sincerity. Which makes me wonder if I'm overthinking things. Which makes me sure that I am going insane. Which makes me want to shut up.
If you wanted to analyze the rhetorical strategies I just used, you could talk about how I used repetition to create a sense of frustration. And that would be the AP super nerd in me speaking.
I think I'd better shut up while I'm ahead.
Then in English, 1.89 litres. 6 people. End of class: mission accomplished.
Not to mention the oodles (isn't that a great word?) of strawberries, brownies, and cookies present. But, seeing as we were celebrating a momentous occasion, this can be understood. After all, it's not every day that you are basking in the aftermath of an AP exam, content in the knowledge that it is over and that there is not a hot chance in the world you are voluntarily doing anything like that again, until next year.
But the first ice cream purge? Definately random and spur of the moment.
And I have noticed that a certain guy seems to crop up everywhere. It's not that I hate him, I just don't like him. On the other hand, it is greatly entertaining to wonder about his sexuality.
That was mean. I apologize. However, I am not going back and deleting it. That makes me wonder about my sincerity. Which makes me wonder if I'm overthinking things. Which makes me sure that I am going insane. Which makes me want to shut up.
If you wanted to analyze the rhetorical strategies I just used, you could talk about how I used repetition to create a sense of frustration. And that would be the AP super nerd in me speaking.
I think I'd better shut up while I'm ahead.
posted by Elizabeth at 3:35 PM
1 Comments:
--blinkblink-- "A certain guy?" I'll just let that one drop where it stands. Gotta love the, what was it? chocolate-brownie-cookie-dough icecream... --drools-- 'Twas definently a good day.
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