Men I can never have.

Top 10 Men (fictional or not) I'd like to make out with:

1: Sean Penn. I know he's old, but he's damn hot.
So I think the old guy's hot, shoot me. Seriously.
2: Johnny Depp. See above.

3: Colby Granger from Numb3rs. Educate yourselves people.

4: Don Eppes from Numb3rs. Again, educate yourselves.
I actually love him. SO BLOODY FANTASTIC.
5: Matthew McFayden as Mr. Darcy.
This one doesn't need explanation.
6: Heathcliff. I seriously think there was nothing wrong with him a little lovin' couldn't fix.

7: Jake Gyllenhaal. That is self explanatory.

8: Sean Bean. Have you seen the Patriot Games movie?

9: Warrick Brown from CSI. Oh, yum yum.
At least we know I'm not racist :)
10: Cary Elwes in the Princess Bride. He was hot in the movie.

And an honorable mention goes to Mark Harmon as Agent Gibbs in NCIS. umm...